Woke up at 4.55am again!! Lol. Pray pray pray!!

hahaha. Glenn, Cheryl and I studied at Ben Ee's place today. We had alot fun. We basically talk cock, sing song, play mahjong. Hee. YES!! CHERYL AND I STUDIED!!! Hee. Yea. Ben Yeo was there to teach us too. Hahaha. Guess what Cheryl kept asking. You will feel like killing her lah. She's just damn insecure sia.. Lol. She been worrying that her boyfriend wont marry her. Then she been asking people around whether anyone want her when she's 25. I only know the 4 person that she asked.

ANSWERS FROM....
Alistair: No. I want to be single.
Ben: NO!!!!
Glenn: Yes, provided Im working.

The 4th person........ is me!!! It started like this...
Cheryl: JJJJOOOO!!! NO ONE WANT ME!!! SOB SOB!!
Me: OooKkk..... O.O
Cheryl: Jo, will you marry me?
Me: My eyes literally went.. O.O <- DOUBLE TIMES!! NO!! IS TRIPLE!! MY EYES NEARLY DROPPED OUT!!
Cheryl: Please...
Me: Why are you so desperate to get marry at 25? Later abit also can lah. SIAO!!
Cheryl: I dont want to be OLD HAG!!
Me: Ok.
Cheryl: I go other country with you and we get marry lah.
Me: HUH?! Ok. You just want the Marriage Cert, right? We go Canada. Ok? I marry you with the cert and dump you there with the cert and fly back myself without that cert. Ok? IDEAL AR!!
Cheryl: NO!! I just want someone to love me. That's all.
Me: Ok.. I love you what. Not enough meh?
Cheryl: Marry me good what. I can cook, do house work etc. I can cook porridge for you!!
Me: Ok lah. Why not like that, k? When you hit 25, give yourself another 3 years to find another partner, if you cant then when you hit 28 le, then come find me. K? You be my companion. I most probably dont want to get marry. I want a companion, I dont really want a commitment. Hao mah?
Cheryl: OK!! Yeah! Jo wants me!!!
Me: (-_-") Okok. YOUR BF WILL MARRY YOU LAH!! DONT THINK SO MUCH NOW!!
Cheryl: I dont know lah. He is like.. dont want like tt loh. See. I can cook for you. Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. Good what.
Me: WOAH!! Good good. I want your cooking. I hired you to be my chef lah. K? Your cooking is damn nice lah. Wah lau!! I pay you $500 but provided I must be very rich lah. Aiya. I will lah. Cos I want to be damn rich when Im 25.
Cheryl: Yea!! I want Queen Avenue houses!! I will be your maid and I want my name to be, "Siti".
Me: Oei!! MY HOUSE OR YOUR HOUSE?! One house there cost $10 Million leh. IM NOT YOUR HUSBAND!! You're just my companion. NO!! YOU'RE MY MAID!! SITI, COME HERE!!! Lol.

Aiya. Basically we really talked cock alot... Alot till I damn dulan with her cos she damn insecure lah. Lol. But I think I really want to have her as my personal chef. Cos she can cook for me and my family, love my family, take good care of my family etc.. Hahaha. Why not?! Hee. Her salary is $500 and plus transportation fee for her motorbike. Aiya. CHEAP CHEAP ONLY!! Hahaha. She is still asking people around to love her loh. Aiyo. DAMN LIKE LITTLE KID LEH!!!



HEY ALISTAIR!!! STOP TRYING TO TELL ME TO GET A DOG!! IS A NONO!!! I LOVE DOG BUT IM NOT GOING TO BUY IT!! I DONT WANT MY COMPANION TO BE A DOG. If is a white tiger cub and it will never grow up then I will consider. IF NOT, I DONT WANT!! COS I DONT WANT TO LEARN DOG LANGUAGE LOH!!! SIAO!! BUT CHERYL WANTS TO HAVE 10 DOGS IF SHE STAYED AT MY PLACE and which she want my house to be at Queens Avenue!! Because the houses there is big until cannot big. SIAO!!! 2 DOGS IS ENOUGH!!! I SERIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND DOG-LOVERS!!! EEERRYER!!! As I said, I love dogs but.... I dont have time for them. Lol.